So while rollerblading home the other day after my last adventure, I decided to stop at one of Main St. Hyannis's lovely psychics. This one agreed to give me a full reading, or reveal my past, present and future for only 45 dollars. No offense lady, but I lived my past and currently don't have my head up my butt and therefore now what's going on in the present. But 45 bucks for a little scamming, some tarot cards and candles, sure hit me.
And then the magic begins, she opens my palms and starts telling me who I am. And damn, girl was talking like she was my own mom. She listed adjectives, explaining who I was. (Of course if I tell you, it will make me sound full of myself.) Needless to say, she had me hooked. Then she told me about my relationships, past and present, and how they are dictated by events in my past. She told me I would be traveling this year and that it is one of my loves. She told me I have strong family values, butni want to be mr own person, and modern at that. And when she was done, I had no words. This woman cracked my code, broke into my insecurities, told me that I need to stop worrying.
So for all you cynics out there, drop $15 for a simple reading. It may just make you laugh or it may switch up your perspective, which isn't a bad thing after all.
Coming up: Otters and Asian Mammasuns
XO
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